Tuesday, July 10, 2007

For Lawdog

New Technique for harassing the Peace Officer.

: Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"

"Yes. What can I do for you?"

"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith.... He's hidin'
marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside
them logs, but he's hidin' it there."

The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They
search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open
every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil! This here's
Floyd.... did the Sheriff come?"


"Did they chop your firewood?"


"Happy Birthday, buddy!"

Been to the woodshead?


MonkeyGirl said...


Good stuff. I now forgive you for talking about running.

I have to eat a candy bar and drink a Coke every time I read a post about running, it exhausts me so much. ;-)

Ambulance Driver said...