I would adopt this one

Two illegal aliens, Ralphel Resindez 23 and Enrico Garza 26, probably believed they would easily overpower a home alone 11 year old Patricia Harrington after her father had left their two story home. It seems the two crooks never learned two things, they were in Montana and Patricia had been a clay shooting champion since she was nine. Patricia was in her upstairs room when the two men broke through the front door of the house. She quickly ran to her father’s room and grabbed his 12 gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun. Resindez was the first to get up to the second floor only to be the first to catch a near point blank blast of buck shot from the 11 year olds knee crouch aim. He suffered fatal wounds to his abdomen and genitals. When Garza ran to the foot of the stairs, he took a blast to the left shoulder and staggered out into the street where he bled to death before medical help could arrive.

I am so glad one daddy taught his little girl to take care of her self. Other wise some of our "hard working neighbors from the south" might have done something that stirred up a little hate crime. Like Daddy doing the job to avenge his little girl.

I blatantly stole this one from the skipper from BMEWS. I wish I was an IT manager so I could be the first to hunt down the good news clips.