Tuesday, August 19, 2008

What Indeed???

9. Tennis commentator: One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that,before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Ohmy God, what have I just said?

I'm glad I read that, if I had heard it, I would have blown snot bubbles in my beer!

Hat tip to Diamond Mair.


Hammer said...

Now that is funny right there!

Larry said...

I heard a story where Arnold Palmer's wife told Johnny Carson that she kissed his (golf) balls before he played to give him some luck.
Johnny's reply was "I'll bet that makes his putter twitter."