I know Jesus is shaking his head over this one

I went to the store today to get some plastic Christmas tree ornaments. This was my fourth trip to find the right kind. They were very cheap, so I grabbed four boxes of them. When I got to the counter to pay for them, I noticed someone had STOLEN one of the balls. The lady at the register said, "You wouldn't believe what people steal around here."

Yes, I would.

Can you imagine the conversation on judgement day when this mutt tries to tell Christ that it was....because..... I had to......?

I just can't put the words together!

So you think it's OK to celebrate the birth of Baby Jesus by stealing?

Words fail.